“Remember: because of their hair, scene kids can only see out of one eye. If you find yourself in a knife fight inside a Hot Topic, always circle to your opponent’s blind side.”
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Reblog if you’re a girl.
More than 150 thousand girls on tumblr? I bet there’s much more!
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- Interviewer:Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
- Mikey:I found a $20 bill once.
- Interviewer:Would you ever rock a Speedo?
- Mikey:If someone put a shotgun to my head.
- Interviewer:Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
- Mikey:Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
- Interviewer:What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
- Mikey:The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
- Interviewer:How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
- Mikey:I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
- Interviewer:Ever do socks with sandals?
- Mikey:You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
- Interviewer:Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
- Mikey:All of them.
